I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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