You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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