It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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