Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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