Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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