quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
