we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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