walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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