It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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