He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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