Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize