Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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