Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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