He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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