i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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