So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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