if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Your tits are I can't wait for
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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