i think my tv is drunk
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Text me some of your sweat
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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