Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
