I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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