According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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