She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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