Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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