It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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