jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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