i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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