im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Terrible idea I love it
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Randomize
