so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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