omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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