Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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