Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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