I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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