but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
well you can't waste a boner
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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