We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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