thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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