so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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