so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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