Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He felt like a one man threesome
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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