How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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