Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
