i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize
