What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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