this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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