My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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