No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Randomize
