So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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