Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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