ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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