I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I stole a fireplace last night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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