Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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