yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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