i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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