Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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