You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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