Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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