The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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