did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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