if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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