Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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